dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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