think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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