Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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