We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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