am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My penis needs a shock collar
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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