I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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