did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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