I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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