The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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