I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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