His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
