He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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