I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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