Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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