Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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