oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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