He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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