Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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