how can u be prego again
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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