Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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