think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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