when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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