mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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