haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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