he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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