I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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