Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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