Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You peed on a flamingo?!?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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