ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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