I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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