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I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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