I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Barsexuality is the new black.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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