She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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