did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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