I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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