butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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