You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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