I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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