redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
