My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am midnight drunk by noon
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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