Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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