And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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