So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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