it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
My nipple is on Facebook.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome