I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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