i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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