can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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