This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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