dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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