Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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