the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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