covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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